Ever get a wedding invite and the ominous thud of it on the doormat puts you in mind of a jury duty notice or an electricity bill?
No wonder: according to a recent survey by One4All, Irish guests pay an average of â‚¬643 on outfits, transport, reception drinks, accommodation and gifts, just to attend a wedding.
UK research by Provident goes one better, noting that guests have to shell out about Â£1,015 just to be a wedding guest (double for a wedding abroad). And everyone has at least one year where the entire social circle falls like dominoes and a dozen wedding invites come at an alarming clip.
That weddings can be a pricey endeavour for guests isnâ€™t really news, but a recent addition to the entire fandango might be.
Now, though, â€œhoneymoon partiesâ€ are being added to the traditional engagement party, hen party weekend and post-wedding BBQ fandango. â€œWhat is a honeymoon party?â€ you may reasonably ask.
Itâ€™s an evening event, often happening in a brideâ€™s or bridesmaidâ€™s home, where female guests enjoy the same merriment and libations as in a hen party, except they are invited to bring a gift that the bride can enjoy on her honeymoon.
Honeymoon parties are not replacing the popular hen party; rather, theyâ€™re replacing the old kitchen party from decades ago (which, of course, was replaced by the hen party. Itâ€™s fine, weâ€™re all confused).
Tradition dictated that â€œolderâ€ married women would teach a young bride about what might happen on their wedding night. Yet the objective of todayâ€™s honeymoon party, it would seem, is to ensure that a bride doesnâ€™t have to befall a last-minute dash to Boots for suncream.
â€œYears ago brides would receive gifts for their new kitchen the night before their wedding, but most couples already cohabitate by now,â€ says Hyde. â€œOften, brides will receive really thoughtful things like a travel bag, or a hair-care product pack. Sometimes, itâ€™s unreal the imagination that people go to.
â€œOften mothers, grannies, under-18s and pregnant friends are not invited to the hen â€“ who wants their granny seeing them take a pole-dancing class? â€“ so basically they are invited to this so that everyone feels included and can enjoy the run-up to the wedding.â€
Surely, I say, a honeymoon party is just another excuse to shake down guests for yet another gift?
â€œNo one person is being shaken down as there wonâ€™t really be an overlap of people there,â€ says Hyde. â€œThe bridesmaid might have to take a hit.
â€œI think when youâ€™re in the zone and getting married, thereâ€™s a lot of excitement. Besides, a lot of the gifts for honeymoon parties can be under â‚¬10. To be fair to a lot of brides, they donâ€™t go in for all the events, or they might keep some of them more low-key.â€
Fifty years ago many Irish couples would marry in the morning, enjoy a wedding breakfast with family and friends, and most people would go back to work afterwards.
Fast-forward to the present day, and marriage is nowhere near the massive life step it once was. Itâ€™s an institution with a built-in escape hatch (divorce rates in Ireland are remarkably low compared with the US and UK, working out at 0.6 per 1,000 marriages, according to Eurostat, but still).
And yet, the idea of an excessive, lavish wedding with many different components is now entirely acceptable. It helps to feed into the cultural conceit that marriage is somehow an accomplishment, or a sign that youâ€™re doing the whole adulting thing properly.
While marriage isnâ€™t the institution it once was, weddings â€“ whether youâ€™re a customer care rep from Cork or a legal secretary in Carlow â€“ are now treated with the gravitas and reverence of a medieval royal union.
The entire event has become Kardashianised, and itâ€™s rare to find brides who can withstand the siren-song of it all, especially if everyone else in their social circle has opted in.
During the leaner, post-Celtic Tiger years, a profligate wedding was gauche and tasteless, but such concerns seem to have ebbed away.
Yet once we unlock another level of wedding-related excess â€“ the post-wedding BBQ, the hen party weekend, the weeklong wedding celebration â€“ itâ€™s astonishing how quickly it becomes the new normal.
There are multiple experiences for the bride now,â€ concedes Hyde. â€œWeâ€™re also starting to see a rise in â€˜mother of the brideâ€™ parties, where mums will hold a garden party for her own friends and a generic gift is brought for the mother.
Oftentimes, brides will have a spa weekend with their bridesmaids and then a girlie dinner with a week to go before the big day.
Thereâ€™s often a â€˜postmortemâ€™ event after the honeymoon, where the bridal party can talk about the big day. It certainly wasnâ€™t the way of it when I was getting married. Now most of my clients have a two-day wedding. I think some people do feel the [financial] pressure and it can be a lot of put on someoneâ€™s shoulders.â€
Yet perhaps Irish brides, and their bridesmaids, have a breaking point. â€œWe donâ€™t have the bridal shower thing happening in Ireland, at least not yet,â€ says Hyde. â€œI do know a few people who tried to get them off the ground here and started a bridal shower business, but it didnâ€™t quite happen. I think the honeymoon party is the closest thing weâ€™ll get to that.â€
Source: Tanya Sweeney, The Irish Times